Holy shit, dude. The point of protection of the natural world from intrusion by man is not to keep it suitable for human habitation. Are you an alien? You must be an alien. Because that is the most out of touch take I’ve ever seen on the entire GMG family of sites, past and present.

The problem isn’t that everyone seeks 50/50 gender balance in every profession and hobby.

I blame Magery for jinxing the whole thing in his Jambaroo.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

You got it. It’s the reason I stopped watching Breaking Bad and can’t understand the love that show got. Both shows are rinse-and-repeat with “you thought that guy/those guys where bad? wait til you meet THIS GUY.”

Pretty sure he was showing symptoms as soon as he hit the ground. Just because it’s an immediate reaction shouldn’t mean it doesn’t count.

But then the Packers’ Brett Hundley turned into Aaron Rodgers

Baker Mayfield, welcome to your future.

Somebody, not on a team or the league’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys

The concussion protocol must involve tossing him a ball and seeing how he reacts. When the team doctor tossed Savage the ball he immediately dropped it and stared blankly into space. So everything seemed normal and they cleared him.

Why did he lose his fingers - he knew exactly where they were. In a bucket.

doesn’t matter how stupid the victim is.

It really is. You would think the mother would be comforting the child, but if you look at their facial expressions, it’s the presence of the child that comforts the mother. The child is beyond needing comfort. She’s accepted that life is meaningless and joy is fleeting.

How would I make the front office look bad? I coach a football team. 

He already backed off this stance.

You realize that senators from Alabama will vote on legislation that affects the entire country, right?

jokes on you I’ve died and this is the real hell and you are all just simulations created to punish me

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.

Yeah! Remember that time Jimmy Carter had NOTHING to do with the US boycotting the 1980 Olympic games!

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.