Eli’s back! Eli’s back! Celebratory plates of paste for everyone!

Kaepernick isn’t MLK.

But has he registered to vote yet?

Imagine how we will view Kaepernick 50 years from now and how we will view Trump 50 years from now.

It’s... not.

Lol I youtubed out of curiosity. Wish I hadn’t.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Seriously.

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.” 

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

There’s no way #5 is real.

The Jags are one, average (Eli Manning) QB away from being a serious SB contender.

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

Gotta give Belichick credit. Knowing McDermott would be rightfully angry over that play, he had one of his players injure Tyrod Taylor for him.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Missed the sarcasm on that one, huh?

If you care only about yourself, then yes.

Hey there! Another self-employed sole-proprietor LLC owner here.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”