hahahahahahaha no. Get real.

The McLaren driver is a moron and a child, so I dont understand how he could afford a McLaren.

Hmm, tell me more about how carbon will “bare the wait.” I’m intrigued.

-1 “er”, amirite?

THIS. (That was totally me as a kid, though. If we’d had self-checkouts in the ‘90s, I’m sure I would have driven everyone behind us in line crazy.)

We used to have that in some U.S. states--I’ve lived in both Louisiana and California when they had attendants at the self-checkouts for stuff like alcohol, razor blades, etc. Here in California, I think they banned it because it was way too easy for kids to get alcohol that way. I, um, have some “friends” who may…

Oh, bless your heart. Now run along--grown-ups are talking.

You sure can if Chapman comes out tonight and blows the game because he has no command. (Maybe he will, and maybe he won’t! We’ll all just have to wait and see.) But you can absolutely fault Joe Maddon for his choice to keep Chapman in when up by 7 runs late in Game 6.

Have we been watching the same broadcasts? Smoltz is beyond terrible. Everything he says sounds like he’s explaining baseball to those who have never heard of it.

Whoosh!

Yeah, but you can probably blame that one on the ghost of Grady Little’s career still haunting the Red Sox clubhouse at that point in time.

That’s essentially what Girardi did with him prior to the trade deadline this year as well. But if anyone can handle that kind of workload and bounce back with no ill effects, I think it would be someone like Chapman.

Bless him for having the courage to speak what’s in all of our hearts.

...Do you mean the guy who’s one of the front runners for ROY? I would say that he’s more than competent.

Eh. When it comes to MiLB team names, just remember that Binghamton, NY has it much worse. Tomorrow, they’ll reveal whether the “Binghamton Mets” will become the “Stud Muffins,” “Rumble Ponies,” “Gobblers,” “Timber Jockeys,” “Rocking Horses,” or “Bullheads.” Only one of those is not hilarious, and it’s not likely to…

Oh man, I haven’t seen any of this show (though I’ve heard from several people that it’s very good), but your comment definitely turned me off from giving it a shot...the last thing I want to see is anything “Garden State-y.” So, thanks I guess.

Almost certain that you need glasses.

Aww. Somebody’s mad!

I’m amazed that some of you people manage to function in society. Chill. the. fuck. out.

It’s almost like she would have a better understanding of that sort of thing.