If it’s all touchless/automatic, and you didn’t piss on your hands, you’re fine. Unclench and relax a little.

Oh, bless your heart.

That’s the worst. I get why they eventually banned alcohol sales at the self-serve kiosks, but it makes it so annoying to have to wait in line for the regular checkout just because you have a bottle of wine or a six pack with the rest of the groceries.

That’s not always the case. Just sometimes.

You’re right. Nobody should use this useful tool because you once worked with some idiots.

Well, no. They’re not “like 12 items or less types of deals” if they’re not marked as such. We have both “express” and regular self-checkout at most stores where I live.

Tell me more about these “death throws!” Sounds like a fun way to liven up a boring football game!

I live a few blocks from there. There’s always some cool stuff parked in front.

You sound pleasant.

No true Scotsman, eh?

You’re right. Let’s never criticize anything ever again!

I blocked him on Tinder and reported him, then didn’t use Tinder for another two years.

And when surge pricing was in effect, the study found that “trips tend to last longer when the passenger is paying more than the standard rate.”

This comment needs to be bolded and placed as a disclaimer at the beginning of half of the damn comment sections on this blog. Well put.

Except those limits aren’t what you think they are. I’m not going to rehash what Wittyname said, because they put it very well. Just because you’re uncomfortable with something doesn’t make it a violation of the First Amendment. It takes a LOT to get to the “inciting violence” exception.

Oh, honey. Just quit while you’re behind.

In case you’re one of the crotchety commentator types who thinks that, by being who he is, Kyrgios is somehow Bad For The Game

As the first bit of dirt against Clinton that is actually true

You do realize that different people write for this network, and that three of those articles you posted were exactly the type that this article is mocking? It’s almost as if that was the point.

This is the correct take.