Can’t seem to find a GIF or screencap of it, so I’ll just recap the relevant dialogue from Bob’s Burgers:

At one point, they had to turn to 19-year-old rookie pitcher Julio Urias to keep things moving

I have a strong feeling that he gets just a little bit harder every time he makes a snarky, uninformed comment.

You and I must have a very different definition of “chugging.”

Stories like this really make me wish y’all would bring back Flight Club. Not that you guys at the main site aren’t great too (best site of the network formerly known as Gawker by far) but man, that sub-blog was always so interesting to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Rape_on_Campus

For Sling TV, the cheapest subscription you can get is the $25 Sling Blue package. This includes TBS for all the ALCS games and Fox Sports 1 for all the NLCS games. This doesn’t get you ESPN though (which again, only matters if you want to watch the Giants and Mets game). Fox is only available in select markets…

I’m pretty sure the question of whether one is an asshole depends on whether you return your shopping cart to where it goes, or just let it roll around the parking lot.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

I mean, I know you’re just a troll based on your comment, but come the fuck on with this shit.

Counterpoint: don’t do this, because then we would all be deprived of the chance to see Odor vs. Bautista II.

Well, as you folks on this blog love to constantly point out, the First Amendment doesn’t protect you from consequences of your behavior by a non-state actor. They made their choice, and now they’re paying for it. No sympathy here.

Sure you can. Except that’s not at all what you said. You said: “as a Jays fan... I hate the Sox but I can’t help not root for Betts, JBJ, Bogarts[sic]...”

Jezebel is that way ->

I was with you until your last sentence. White suits should probably be saved for sailing and/or garden parties, but there’s nothing wrong with a bow tie.

The charter system has fuckall to do with “institutionalizing and defending racism.” You’re grasping at straws here.

OMG, you’re like, sooooo original and funny!

I mean, you’re not wrong in that I was born and raised in New York, and have lived on the west coast for the past few years. But then again, I don’t see how that’s an insult.

Guys, should we tell him? I feel like it’ll break his heart.

So just as in the Patriots “Why Your Team Sucks” column, you guys show up to complain...about not being made fun of the right way. You’re truly a special kind of terrible.