So you’re going to root against your own team (not sure if you’re paying attention, but the Jays are in the playoffs) because you like their players? Sounds like you’re more of a Red Sox fan than a Blue Jays fan.

Except with the Aztek, people would just point and laugh.

That was a whole lot of words to communicate “I’m a total moron.”

It’s almost like some people who enjoy this blog might have an opinion on how it’s going downhill. But I guess anyone who doesn’t agree with you should just shut up and know their place, right?

Deadspin writers performing mental gymnastics to push an agenda? Well now I’ve heard everything!

Nah, this is Deadspin/the rotting corpse of Gawker. Anyone who doesn’t share their opinions is always an idiot or a troll, 100% of the time.

Funny that you mention that...I’m now paranoid that my oven is way off, after having a batch of muffins basically turn into ash this weekend even though I followed the recipe to a T. Guess that’s what I get for being lazy and not checking on them midway through.

Wait, what? I’m legitimately confused about how anything I said was racist. I know that’s the first thing people on this blog network like to accuse people of, but come on. You’re embarrasing yourself.

No idea what “stanning” is, but I stand by my earlier comment.

I’m well aware of how much Jeffrey Loria is disliked. You, on the other hand, may want to work on learning to have a conversation without lashing out angrily and with proper punctuation and grammar.

“No shit.”

What a thoughtful, even-keeled response. Maybe look into some counseling, bud.

So what you’re saying is that you’re in the third stage.

I’ve never seen a picture of him, but from his writing, I imagine that Burnenko is a shining example of backpfeifengesicht.

Which is...correct. I don’t see what you’re getting so upset about.

I looked up something on WebMD the other day and for the first time, cancer didn’t show up at all in any of the potential causes. On the other hand, according to the results, I may be suffering from AIDS because I burp too much.

Oh man, getting stuck behind old folks at Trader Joe’s is quickly becoming the bane of my existence. Without fail, they either struggle to understand the chip reader, or pay with an assortment of small change that takes them 10 minutes to pull out of a purse.

Except he wasn’t. If he was, he would have noticed his third base coach telling him not to slide. Basic.

I don’t know if/when I’ll ever want to go back to a baseball game again.

That strikes me as a really strange thing to say before any toxicology reports are back. Why say anything at all before they know? All they need to do is release a statement along the lines of “As toxicology reports are still pending, it is yet unknown if alcohol or drugs were involved.”