You’ve added so much to this discussion.

No, no...

Less Miles

Either he was trying to hit him and missed, or he was trying to “send a message” by throwing behind him. Usually it’s the former.

How on earth is it “unsportsmanlike conduct”? Pay attention to the play, and you won’t get fooled.

For not making the wrong call? I don’t think you understand football.

“Music bed”?

New to Deadspin, I’m guessing?

I’m sure Trump is pretty darn popular in most parts of Pennsylvania. There’s a reason we called it “Pennsyltucky” growing up...

Yeah, that Canadian 2nd Amendment sure is something.

Hot take: Empire is not the best Star Wars film. That honor should go to A New Hope. Come at me, bros.

Dude, Sling is only $20/month with (actually) no contracts or anything. I know I sound like a paid shill, but it’s really worth it., and then you don’t need to do stuff like this.

All three of your sentences there are incorrect. I’m guessing you’re new to football?

The “targeting” rule is precisely about intent, you ninny.

And yet when people actually double-park, the enforcement folks seem never to actually show up. Happens on my street daily in L.A....they’re more than happy to sit behind your car waiting to ticket you immediately after the meter runs out, but God forbid they ever do anything about the asshats who double park on the…

Constantly being a giant asshole is a strange way to make friends.

Speaking of “grown-ups,” it’s nice that you actually have one writing for Foodspin now. Somehow, it’s much more pleasant/easier to follow a recipe without every other word being “fuck.”

Hi there, Robert! Shouldn’t you be at practice?

Yeah, the author seems to ignore that many people follow the recipe’s instruction on time (e.g., “bake for 30 minutes at 350), set a timer, and forget it. Seems like kind of a pointless article.

Oh man, I’d trade our next three days of 90+ degree weather here in LA for some cold weather...