Oh, honey. When you lead with:

Wow, that’s quite a difference. I get it though, as someone who moved from Louisiana to NYC to LA in 3 years--definitely a higher cost of living in the latter cities. One of the things I miss about the south.

Careful not to mess up your tinfoil hat there, bud.

Ok, so “gross.” Thanks for confirming, and I hope I never have to sit within 30 feet of you in public.

And you know this how?

Uh, have you read any of the comments on this blog? I haven’t seen anyone defending Brad--actually, it’s exactly the opposite.

Please, this is Jezebel. Get out of here with your “facts.”

Remember what blog you’re on. “Being outraged all the time” is pretty much their mantra.

Oh please. This very website was the epicenter of all that.

Can’t tell if trolling or just gross...

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a good Alpha Hydroxy Acid cream will burn the fuck out of your face while also being incredibly effective at fighting and preventing breakouts.

Where on earth do you live that a haircut is under $20? My local Supercuts charges $27, before tip, for a regular men’s cut.

And who would have guessed that the “Oh, I need a permit? Oh yeah, I, um, forgot. I totally got that permit” defense wouldn’t work?

That’s not really what it says at all. Maybe you should take your own advice.

That’s the first rule of the Gawker network: as long as it’s someone we (“we” being the majority of the commentariat and the bloggers) don’t like, assault, battery, etc. is totally cool and something to laugh at.

Because when you attack someone (with any object--it doens’t matter if it’s a pie), they have the right to defend themselves. This really isn’t that hard, people. Stop making this guy into some kind of martyr.

Interesting how folks on here scream and cry about the evils of killing animals for conservation when it’s done by some guy in Africa, but are A-OK with the exact same thing here because it’s just some ugly fish.

This was a decent joke until you felt the need to explain it.

Unfortunately the rest of Jezebel seems to have decided the opposite.

Some protestor killing another protestor is what a broken social contract looks like? You do realize that posting shit like this just outs you as a troll, yes?