Stop lying. You really are a despicable person.

You see, some of us don’t spend all day glued to Deadspin. I know it’s hard for you to imagine, but some people do log out and then reply to notifications later. Christ, you’re dumb.

What a stupid “article.”

Might want to save that for an actual game-winner next time, buddy.

I’ve never had a pumpkin-flavored beer that didn’t taste like the inside of a craft store.

Well, yeah. Didn’t you guys read the Gizmodo post? They’re buying McClaren.

If you say so.

Oh honey. Just give up. Now you just sound desperate.

Oh, honey. Bless your little heart.

Because the terrible Gawker writers/stories used to be confined to their own crappy site. Now they’re infecting the other, formerly good blogs.

Uh, had you ever visited this site prior to the Gawker collapse? Not much has changed.

OMG, you’re like, sooooo clever!

Gee, I wonder why. If you can’t keep quiet in a movie theater, you should probably stay home.

There’s no way to not offend someone around here. I’ve given up trying.

It’s also an incredibly dumb word, and makes you sound like a 13 year old.

Or, you know, we could keep using the word because it’s accurate, and not get offended about every little thing. Just a thought.

To paraphrase something I recently heard on TV, “It might be worse, but it’s at least different, so it’s better.” (Not condoning, just explaining.)

Don’t even bother. There’s no reasoning with the idiots on this (formerly pretty good) website, which is now just Gawker 2.0.

So they didn’t ask for it, and it apparently doesn’t fit in with the other art/general plan that they have, yet they’re the assholes here for saying “no thanks”? I’m not getting the point of this article.

Well, Braun is a special case. He lied repeatedly and tried to throw other people under the bus to save his own ass. Not a stretch to say that he’s a piece of shit.