So go ahead and tell me what test(s) Jeter failed, then.

You’re so cute. Just keep those fingers firmly plugged in your ears, bud.

You can’t be serious. “Mental toughness?” Like when he screams and cries about not getting a call? Like when he smashes things in the dugout when things don’t go his way? Like when he had to be literally restrained from attacking an umpire earlier this year? Give me a break.

Come on, you can’t expect Hamilton Nolan to actually do any research before crapping this stuff out.

Hey now, didn’t you read the other comments about how all of us in the greys are redneck idiots who love Donald Trump? Stop hurting the narrative!

“Issued Citations” =/= “Arrested”, bud.

Is Questlove having a stroke while tweeting? What the hell is he trying to say?

Thanks! I think so too!

Well, in your case, you already made it clear that you needed things spelled out for you. Just trying to make sure the slow kids can keep up!

77 degrees? As someone who lives there, I wish it was that cool. It was nearly 90 by 11 AM this morning.

Whoosh!

I think I found your problem—you’re asking HamNo to be intellectually honest.

It’s almost like most people don’t closely follow when certain actors’ careers began.

It’s actually not confusing at all.

I love teenagers. I think they are funny and smart and generally kind.

Wow, aren’t you quite the little asshole.

It’s Deadspin. People here love being contrary assholes for no good reason.

It’s okay. You’ve already explained to everyone how much of an asshole you are, and that’s really all we needed to know. Have a great day!

Good thing it’s not up to you then, sweetie.

Come on. Stop cross-posting this crap to Deadspin.