One of my best high school friend’s dad had one of these. It was great for two things: hauling all the gear for our garage band and hauling dead bodies (he was a mortician).

You seem...unhinged.

Nah. People will still want to live in San Diego. Cleveland has nothing going for it.

As a Yankee fan, I’m obviously tempted to go with the ‘01 World Series (fuck Luis Gonzalez), but I think I’d have to have Floyd Maywether lose to Andre Berto in his “final” fight. And I mean a straight up knockout so there’s no quibbling about the judging. No more undefeated crap, Maywether probably gets humbled for…

This sounds awesome! Now you just need to get working on an L.A. office and do one out here...

How is that odd? Baseball is extremely popular in Japan, unlike England and Brazil.

It appears that Prince will get involved to some degree, bringing much-needed cash

Never underestimate people’s inability to pronounce/spell simple things. I worked at a certain ubiquitous coffee chain back in high school that always advertised “Free Wi-Fi!” and one day, a guy came in and asked me “what that ‘Free Wiffy’ thing was” and if I could give him one. He was completely serious.

So which is better—hitting the devils or the dog piss out of a baseball?

You are a professional (well, as “professional” as working for a gossip blog can be) writer. It’s incredibly hard to take you seriously when you apparently can’t be bothered to use punctuation or capitalization.

As someone who grew up not far from this area of Upstate NY, I guess I’ll have to make this Reason #987860986 of why I’m glad to have moved far away.

I’ve seen some ignorant comments posted around these parts, but this one really takes the cake. Well done. (As a lawyer, I would love to have someone like you who really thinks this opposing me in court.)

Don’t blame the shop. I’m betting the car ejected the wheels after realizing how hideous those rims are.

This depends on where you live, but if you’re near a Wegmans, they make their own bacon jalapeno cream cheese in store.

So do you just hate Drew, or do you lack the ability to comprehend humor and take everything completely literally?

Eh, I did, and I think that’s still a load of hooey. Your bare hands are doing jack shit when it comes to dead skin, etc. That’s why you use something like a loofah or washcloth—for the abrasiveness. (Team loofah all the way here.)

And plenty of places for people to have a seat, right over there.

Or, you know, it’s because any time someone dares to suggest that a female/minority/etc. host of a show isn’t that great at it, they get crucified (especially around the Gawker network!) despite any valid reasons they may have. Like that Samantha Bee’s show is not only unfunny in general, but that she can’t deliver a…

My girlfriend and I were having pretty much that exact conversation last night. Nothing in that outfit works together. Those jeans look about two sizes two small (in the waist and inseam), she’s wearing what looks like running shoes, the shoulder pads in the double-breasted jacket, whatever’s going on with that…

I’d say Sal Fasano, who also appears in that clip, is as well.