I always liked “My Bra is Hanging Tight” from Sixpence None the Richer’s Kiss Me.

Bohannon strongly approves of this take,and has even come out of her box to do so.

For everyone complaining about the cost of pets, two words: Pet Insurance. It’s surprisingly cheap (we pay $12/month through Nationwide for each of our rabbits), and it covers pretty much everything aside from regular checkups. Even if you never have to use it, it’s definitely worth the peace of mind knowing that if…

I mean, for me it’s less that “my pet doesn’t judge me” and more “a great deal of the general public is composed of absolute twits.” Then again, I probably dislike people more than the average bear.*

Yep, both of ours came pre-trained from the shelter. They leave little gifts around the house pretty often, but bunny poops are just about the driest, easiest-to-clean poops of any animal.

Not if you actually clean on a regular basis. This is coming from someone who has two bunnies and is fairly anal about cleaning. Yes, the area of the house with their litter boxes will smell somewhat like hay, but it’s not an unpleasant smell.