I have no doubt that, given our current political climate, this gentleman will reach high office indeed. The highest office. You would not believe how high the office this man will reach is gonna be.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

damn. that’s really too bad.

On my way now.

Always loved the MSP gumball machines and the cool STOP hood signs. When in conjunction with that great, ‘super-trooper’ blue paint, one could easily spot an MSP trooper, even in rearview mirror or in any median turn-about, from over a mile away. Your attention always immediately drawn to the unmistakable car with its…

But who will police the amatuers who are policing the policemen?

Now just imagine if he was black. And in Albania. And it was January. Made you think!

When I was 25 I once rolled up to a fancy restaurant in my 1997 aubergine-colored Dodge Stratus, and I left the keys with the valet. After a very nice meal at the restaurant, we headed outside and waited for the valet to return with my car. After about 5 minutes, imagine my horror when the valet returned with a 1997…

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

I love this pic! If you ever hear or watch a Keanu interview, he comes across as a guy that likes to work, hang out and ride his bikes. There’s something profoundly peaceful about that.

... “Macao Blue,” possibly the greatest BMW paint option of all time.

That’s because you keep getting drunk and causing a scene...

And as a corollary:

It’s probably equipped with a rear-facing camera that automatically uploads footage to a 11foot8-style website.

Can’t afford Grandpa’s assisted living bill? Need to explain the alternate plan in gif form to the wife?

Flat-plane crank: the sound, the revs, the fire.

Pokemon Go != Medical Emergency