Just be wary of the ones with mounted M60s. They may become sentient and kill you a la Maximum Overdrive.

You don’t seem to understand. Those old guys dreamt about owning a Vette when they were young and poor and once they could afford one, they bought one.

How do you think those old dudes buying C7s got interested in the first place?

It looks like a car being sucked into a black hole. That’s all I can see.

Jiminy.

My last name is Carr. My son’s birth is the best “Carr meet” I’ve ever attended.

Very informative and entertaining write-up. Regarding the (relative) joy of driving the six-speed: when I was in college I worked summers for a lawn care company. One of our trucks was a ‘99 Ram 2500 with the Cummins. I was endlessly entertained by putting it in 2nd at a stop sign, then just letting the clutch out…

“We want to provide a real value-add for our clients.”

Klamath County Sheriff’s Department

That girl from the bus was in a provocative movie called The Net. You should watch it.

Marta’s Vine marred

Dong Cruise

By my favorite artist, Kenny Dongins.

I’d just drive around the skidpad playing this.

BJ Armstrong and Benny the Bull

70% of their albums released after 2000, but yeah, 90s band.

Also, they covered War Pigs with Zac Brown.

90s rock band