Hello, is this Tom McParland from Automatch?

As someone who has a reasonably strong stomach, but gets carsick once in awhile, being in a moving vehicle while wearing a VR HMD that is simulating movement will make me barf up everything I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. Guaranteed.

How do you think those old dudes buying C7s got interested in the first place?

Yep.

Well, that’s where all the money is going for it.

Looks like a more down to earth version of that sick Peugeot from Bladerunner 2049

Warning: Passengers may experience dizziness, time distortion, and mild spaghettification.

Event Horizon would be a hell of a name for a car, come to think of it.

i’d rather grow a nose on my forehead than drive one of these

Hi Jimmy, hows the tax thing going

To the seller...

Hey I see what you did there

“I love this Jeep!”

I’ve had this problem before albeit not with a dodge but the best way to deal with this is get a new clutch and flywheel, line up all your idiot friends that don’t know how, and teach them. Then install your new clutch and see if it dies before the rest of the truck returns to the earth via rusting away.

Oh god, “value add.”

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a photo bomb on a bus. What do you do?

Enhance!

Parachute, poorly faked death.