Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

Mid-autopilot meal? No?

You bleat me to it!

The next buyer of this car will likely be a self service junkyard after the wheels fall off

The new shop agreed with my assessment that the current drain plug was substandard, and leaking a little, so they rethreaded the oil pan with a slightly larger one.

Oh yeah, I just saw this the other day and can’t believe I never thought of it:

Hmm, might I suggest a mint pickguard? Or Cream? I love those subtle hues on a Strat. This example has white pickups though, which I wouldn’t go for. I’d either match them to the pickguard or maybe try cream.

In Ukraine, bus rides you!

Jalopnik Guitars and Coffee?

Yaaaaaay, me too! Basically did a mid-90's billy corgan copy with a couple little extras, like the gilmore switch and volume bleed control mods.

Deftones gets you a star.

Kristen, I’mma let you finish, but the Lawnmower was the best “The Reassembler” of all time.

His clone probably wrecked him.

“Watch 10,000 amps melt a nail”

High amperage, don’t mess with high amperage.

So, you know, don’t expect to run a fuel line to it and get anything other than a mound of melted and possibly smoldering plastic.

It is quite ugly but it’s a worthy tribute to an unbelievable pilot and an aviation legend in his own time. At least it’s themed after an actual Mustang unlike in previous years. I’ll see it in person next Friday and I’ll let you know if it’s as hideous up close.

just fantastic -right down to the earnest enthusiam of the PA guy. great stuff.

Skills likely honed by landing salmon fishermen from the lower 48 on river sandbars!

Thank you.