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Huh, I figured they’d outfit it with a central tire inflation system called “Deflategate”.

I had a friend who did that at an actual go kart track in highschool. Needless to say, we were promptly banned from the facility.

Poor Fusion owners

Joe Maddon: “Hold my beer wine.”

Those LED lights:

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Have you watched Ric Burns’ documentary, New York? The whole thing is fantastic, but the episode on Moses and his projects is very good.

What kind of tires does he run? Weren’t the tires for the Veyron only good up to like 275 mph and made of some kind of special magic rubber infused with unicorn tears that had to be replaced every 15 minutes?

Too bad Robert Moses is dead. I’d love to see you guys interview him.

The Middle. It’s a comedy on ABC.

*breathy voice repeats Kimi*

In college, one of my roommates dug up his ninja turtle costumes from grade school (I don’t know why he had 2), and we wore them. It was uncomfortable wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants meant for a 10 year old, but we had a good time.

I don’t get those people. Joe has managed this team well. They’re just exhausted and out of fight by the looks of it. Last season they cruised through the regular season and were ready for October. This year that had to struggle through the regular season and I think it just left them spent by the end.

Drove her to the pad and I’m coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the threeone-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn’t even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the

*Places call to Mitsubishi Electric*

Tell them to do it with a Tesla Model X so I can call it “Frunk Master Flex”.

like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, but meaner

When I was going through drivers ed in 2000 it was a regular class taught at the high school (it’s since gone private in IA). Once a week we would bus out to an actual drivers ed course that the district owned across town. It was kind of like a very small proving ground, with a tiny 2-lane non-banked oval and a tarmac

Boozebs cruise.