Kristen, I didn’t know you and Ballaban were a thing. Must have been the Yugo, eh?

Wanna see what the inside of a foot looks like? Rest yours on the dashboard, or click the link below.

Competition organisers said on Monday that the illnesses were a result of gastroenteritis, but Public Health England (PHE) on Tuesday said that laboratory tests had confirmed that two infections were caused by norovirus.

That lady at the 5:30ish mark is my hero.

You genius. Take your damn star.

I sincerely hope this incident is referred to as “The Gurney Flap”.

Ears to you, $kay!

When my wife and I left our reception, I had the deejay play this as we exited:

Just don’t point it toward Poopiter.

A herd what?

+1 Dimebag

Who there?

Yes, and I’m making a “can’t hear you” joke.

What?

Pictured: Jalopnik Staff

How do you feel about Orbitz?

I think in the eyes of his employer, he’ll be The Unforgiven.

The driver couldn’t hear the impacts because he was rocking out to some old-school Metallica: