Shoulda told that receptionist to lighten up.

Reminds me of this Ford GAA going boom during a tractor pull:

Nice touch with the “penis penis”.

Next Trump tweet:

This obviously didn’t happen to me, but it did happen to the husband of my junior high chorus teacher. He owned some kind of consulting company and made good money. With that money he bought a 2003 Viper SRT10. One morning a few years ago, he was driving on a local highway on a misty Saturday morning. He lost…

How gracious of you to forgive him for something he didn’t need forgiveness for.

Call it the Rallenger!

V6 Challenger. The deaf man’s muscle car.

So Toyota will finally get a win!

Knowing his cleaning habits, I bet he always has a few unexplained itches.

The wheels on the bus are off the ground, off the ground, off the ground. The wheels on the bus are off the ground, all through the town track.

GM’s Atlas inline-6

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I think the current car looks better than this.

Thanks Al!

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

Must have been on his way to his first night.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

How often do you folks troll through Oppo? I know you do because you occasionally comment.

Good Lord, those turbos are the size of basketballs.