Just don’t get those things confused.

Introducing the new Charger Bearcat.

Kickin’ ass and leavin’ comments.

If I could do a burnout in the comments, I would.

Danke, $kay.

Didn’t realized you’d graduated from Oppo to the FP!

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

What a basic niche.

It’s still a VW, so...

Remembering that time he saw Bartolo Colon bend over in the shower.

Why not both?

America!

The other day, my mom was telling me that she knew I was starting to be able to read when I would start identifying cars as we drove past them.

So does the vehicle get totalled in this case? Concrete can be pretty nasty stuff. I helped pour some sidewalk panels once and didn’t wear gloves. The skin on my palms was peeling for like 4 days.

http://jalopnik.com/a-can-of-hairspray-exploded-in-this-persons-car-and-sha-1795579435

A little Youabian Puma in there.

Fast yes, but not Ard’time canister fast.

I think you mean, “7 miles....brrrrtt!”