Figure about 2000lbs per barrel...

I’m just trying to branch out.

I think I can speak for all of us when I say we’ll be rooting for him.

Kind of reminds me of the William D. Porter and the USS Iowa during WWII:

1 55gal drum of Sam’s Club Cream Cheese

So will I be able to buy Miatas in bulk at Sam’s Club now?

From hero to Zeno.

Uh...

Thanks Terrell!

Terrell, first of all, welcome.

Speeding Asshat becomes literal asshat for speeding car.

You need a graphic to attach to stories like this rating the code brown.

SR-71 61-7978 aka “Rapid Rabbit”.

Cute

Apparently since no one can put their phones down when they’re driving, it’s on Apple to make them.

Went Full R. Kelly, went home empty handed bladdered.

Holy crap. Wow.

Good excuse to bring this gem back up:

So I assume they’ll wear throwbacks with this logo on them next season, yes?