Portable + Scooter = Pooter

I think you mean C-5, but yes. One of my favorites. :)

Oh I know, I’ve been around planes larger than a 777 many times and I’m always awestruck by how gigantic they are.

A little context to blow the mind:

Ha. I learned how to play a version of this on the piano when I was a kid.

Dude might be penniless now, but he sure isn’t pettiless.

Looks like I was right!

This is fucking rich. The last 8 years have been chock full of “kissing the ring”.

I mean, I’d seen them before, I just didn’t know what they were called (still don’t).

I have no idea. I googled “Mexican pointy boots”.

Well....I can’t unsee that.

When I see carriers that have a ramp like that, I can’t help but think of these:

Tarvis has a good one, but I’ll let him tell it:

I just bought a 2016 Camry and I care about how it looks. I love it. It’s a fantastic car.

Your primary reason for not owning a car is...cops?

I just wanted to thank you for calling me out and having this exchange with me last spring. I still think about what you said here and I’ve tried to look at things differently based on the points you made.

Well SShit...

Here, this will help.