And that would also be a dick move.

Anyone else think this is a dick move? I mean, I don’t have any sympathy for VAG, but these people are getting pretty generous compensation for this mess. It’s not like VAG is giving them peanuts for their cars.

Idea for next Lincoln ad:

Plagiackass™

I think this could be solved with sex robots.

What kind of fancy-ass Q is that?

That third guy channeling his inner Cary Grant.

Not from the U.S.? It’s a play on Subway restaraunt’s Sub of the Day deal. BMT stands for Bigger Meatier Tastier. ROV stands for Remotely Operated Vehicle, a common term for unmanned submersible vessels.

Yeah, you beat me to it!

Envoy XUV

Not sure what you’re smoking, but Chevy Avalanches are everywhere.

Saturn Astra

Poor Isuzu.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Captain Crunch for breakfast, pirates for lunch.