Please tell me they’re called Vanna Lights.

He probably talks like Don Lapre

Been there, done that. Multiple times.

I never even got close to a nuke. I was always a sub-1.0 k/d player.

Inelegant solution to a problem created by an unnecessary solution to a non-existent problem.

On Highrise no less. Probably camping up in the damn crane defaming various mothers.

Apparently Google reads Oppo.

Waymoe is life.

Cummins ISB is all I can think of.

Also, nothing over 3.6 liters.

I think it was a riff on the original Audi Quattro.

The Quattro Concept. Oof.

Nice landing gear.

They could practically outrun the submarine in one of these:

It features tanks, but it’s still technically a shootout.

Thanks. If I could have majored in puns, I would have.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did

It could make 13 horsepower and I’d still DD it if it sounded like that.