Cost of the car:

No dash lights on?

Fast 8: The Fight Over The Frosted Tips stars Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and Vin Diesel. It will be the greatest film of all time.

There’s tons more where those came from.

Wrong:

Was it Brian Williams?

Dog rides panther, story at 11.

Yep, realized that after it was too late to go back and edit.

Right, but the aircraft pictured is not one that the USMC flies.

Dammit, you’re right. I totally missed the underbelly pod.

Oops, wrong one. Here:

I have some more polaroids, but if I showed you, I’d have to kill you.

Duh, everybody knows this is what a MiG looks like:

Very, very, very minor pedant-note: The aircraft pictured above is an F/A-18F Super Hornet. The USMC has not adopted the Super Hornet at present.

Show me an office in this country that is decided by popular vote of the entire nation.

It’s not supposed to work that way.

You seem to be forgetting that the U.S. is a federal republic, not a straight democracy. The only popular vote that matters is that of each individual state.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! When did we start making Nissan jokes?!

Have fun getting angry on the internet. I put about as much effort into that as I did brushing my teeth this morning.