I think what everyone really wants to know is what happens when you crush Donald Trump with hydraulic press.

This is why people hate New York.

I was waiting with bated breath to see how you knuckleheads would tie cars into this. Well done.

Damn right. If you don’t listen to the guy regularly, I can see how it comes off as emotionless, but to me I could feel the emotion saturating his voice right there. Pat was always the calm foil to Santo’s emotion-on-the-sleeve. What I wouldn’t give to have heard Ronnie losing it in that moment.

This personifies this team more than anything else. No grimace, no deer-in-the-headlights look. Just relaxed joy from a guy who knows he’s can win.

Serbia laughs at your weak police trap.

Don’t forget Larry Rothschild.

That’s Pat Hughes. He’s a very even-keel guy. Having listened to him thousands of times, though, I could hear a difference in his voice from the emotion of the moment.

This is Spilfantr.

You seem cheerful.

At least he didn’t drive a New Beetle into New Coke.

For sale or trade: 198[x] Audi. Runs and drives well. Clutch is a bit sticky.

Don’t worry, I plan to. But I’m under no illusion that a different politician in this office or that is going to stop people from hating one another. Compassion and love on a person-to-person basis is the only way out of this mess, period.

Gonna get worse before it gets better.

Funny. This has been plastered all over national news outlets for hours, but it only shows up here once we find out that the guy was a racist idiot.

Thanks LeBrama

My 2-year-old coughs into his elbow. It’s not that hard people.

How dumb do you have to be to intentionally leave your keys in your car? I live in a small, midwestern town with incredibly low crime and I never do this.

Come to think of it, I think he did.

Driving home with my sister on a break from school in her 1960 Impala when this dude in a beat up old Chevy COE starts riding our tail and honking. He finally passes us and I notice his license plate reads “BEATNGU”. Weird.