The lights remain out for what seemed about 15 seconds, when all of a sudden, everything lights up like a Christmas tree. All the dash warning lights and center console lights are on,

Yeah, screw some team I don’t care for because some of their fans might be overzealous in their pride of said team.

Worst. Slide. Ever.

Maybe time to retire this flight number:

No problem. I have no problem with its existence, I just don’t see the point.

Do the drivers have to be under 5 feet tall and wear a leotard then?

If I’m not That Guy, I’m no guy.

Oh, sorry. I’ll only ask it like 3 or 4 more times.

Anyone else think drifting is somewhat interesting to watch and probably a lot of fun, but seems a bit pointless as a motorsport?

It was being moved to a permanent museum location in Omaha that is not right on a rail line.

That loco and tender (one of the Union Pacific Big Boys) weigh a combined 1.2 million pounds.

Yep. Kluber is good and he’s got nasty stuff, but Bumgarner/Kershaw he is not. I expect the Cubs to give him more trouble Saturday.

Coming out is a process, and everyone’s timeline is different. One thing that frequently restores my faith in humanity, however fleetingly, is that people, by and large, tend to forgive whatever minor deceptions that once helped obscure a person’s sexuality after that person has come out of the closet. All the…

Same thing happened to me while riding in a friends car. We pulled over and called the cops. They came out and were moments away from shooting the deer to put it out of its misery when it just got up and walked away.

Sleeper. You’re doing it wrong.

If you get it up on a lift and look at the undercarriage, you’ll see a stamping that reads:

This is exactly why I don’t like Musk. He just comes off as an “I’m smarter than you and you’re an idiot if you oppose/question me” kind of jerk, with just a dash of evil genius.

Swedish tractor, you say.

If Donald Trump were a vehicle, this is what he’d look like: