Not surprising seeing as how an Escalade + Angry Wife with golf club was also too much.

I have no idea why, but I have Pussy Control playing in my head. The brain does strange things...

Once there was this kid who, got into an accident and couldn’t come to school.

Yes, but he’s not the current Commander in Chief.

Some people just don’t appreciate fine poetry...

Humvee Dumvee fell from a plane,

Mind the cliffs...

My last name is Carr.

Floating monster truck is better:

The only thing that would make this better is Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano doing the commentary.

Rent to own....

Helpful tip:

How many Polish people does it take to steal a Ferrari?

The reverse lights coming on has got to be the funniest expression of futility I’ve ever seen.

I think we now have a term for when something’s even worse than a dumpster fire.

Have you seen this blog?

Those new Nissan Titan owners must be pretty pumped that their truck is a Top Safety Pick.

$kay: “What’s on the flatbed? What’s on the f-ing flatbed?!”

Freadian Slip.

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