By the way, when are we gonna get that Passion of the Christ sequel? Isn't the Messiah coming back some day? COME ON MEL!!

Can I have this job? Ok, so, stand around and hose down Bradley Cooper.

Suri Cruise in 87 years. Hipster bangs FTW!

I like to know that men all over the world, no matter how powerful, can be brought to their knees by some sExXxXxxy shots.

Today, I am proud to be of Portuguese speaking descent. You go girls!

Am I alone in thinking that this could be a great career change for me?

How much does Stacey Dash get paid by the RNC to spill bullshit? Asking for a friend.

I work for what once was a super preppy offshoot of Ralph Lauren, and has now grown into something that people even stretch to call "Urban Casual", and I've got to say...Prep as we once knew it is DEAD.

sing it, sister.

Yeah, I feel you girl. I recently got dumped FOR AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD, so normally it goes something like "this is one inch from statutory rape....I could be her mother...I hoping she's as "cool" as you say she is...in that I hope she is Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl and tries to kill you a lot" Lots of feelings...I've…

Yes, they are usually texts. Angry, angry, hateful sometimes drunken texts.

This is so foreign to me. I have written plenty of these letters but they're all SUPER nasty and go something along the lines of "I hope you really enjoy this snoring, and his jackrabbit sex style, and his lack of social graces." Does that make me a bad person?

Some are friendly, some are cunning...

"like Russ and Rebecca on Chums"....DAMN great reference. A+.

Thanks Martha, but "hoar frost" is when us young ladies go out on a Saturday night without a coat so we can look super hot but are also SUPER cold.

Her face looks fuller. Do we think it's fillers or a baby on the way?

WANT.

slow clap. you win.

I literally thought Sienna Miller was just someone who appeared on Vogue covers. Good for her!

I know this is a serious article but DAMN T.Fey looks good in this photo.