Mystery solved- They’re on strike.

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if we found out the staff all walked. 

What in the hell happened to the site? There’s been no posts today.

Show me where Jalopnik lied in this post. What was factually untrue here?

Same, but with my 99 Tacoma 

Honestly, it sounds kind of fun but fuck Tony Stewart and anything he’s involved with.

Ha! I'm not a him.

That's my girlfriend you son of a bitch.

If anyone can sympathize with someone taking an awkward, inappropriate, and impulsive action without thinking, it's Tim Howard.

You responded to a legit gripe (working on Christmas totally sucks, BTW) with a condescending, hackneyed scolding. Then you told the same stranger to "shut the fuck up."

Right. If you did then good for you. It gives at least a little more credence towards your sad diatribe up there towards one man's use of a line where he is obviously not as serious as yourself.

In my defense:

I dunno - that seems sort of pointless and dangerous. I like donuts just fine - even more when delivered by an //M - but this is sort of dumb.

Woah Woah Woah guys. We got an internet tough guy over here.

Would you like to explain why it's not cool to touch peoples cars? I mean, I get that it's not cool to damage sometimes car, and I get why it's not cool to touch someone (unless they desire it), but touching a car seems, to me, completely harmless.

false this is the best sounding 750+hp sounding car ever!

this is sound of beast

Nothing is in a rational place

Too much montage, not enough driving. Cmon you guys didn't drive lively for 5 second spurts did you? Why would you edit the video that way?