OUR FOREST MOTHERFUCKERS!

Let me guess, you killed Eileen just to get blades of mercy? You monster. Just you wait, a crow will come for you just the same!

You can be indicted for invasions just as easily as anything else; I joined the Forest Covenant back in 2011 (because, come on, Cat Covenant!), and wound up with indictments out the ass, just because I was defending Alvina’s litterbox.

...it’s like those damned interlopers didn’t understand they were treading on…

Thou art welcome anytime. It is only human to commit a sin.. kekekekekekekekekekeke

People who survived tend to have survived.

The Metal Gear games aren’t even hard to understand unless you go into them under the impression that you won’t understand anything. Is the story told out of order? Absolutely. But the overarching theme of the story is nuclear deterrence and that no one person has the right idea on keeping the world peaceful.…

Yes!

You’re saying these things, and yet you are not even half the creative person you think you are or think other people should be. To be fair neither am I or 99.99999% of us, and yet I just saw this video and I am convinced the humans who can create this game can fit in a VW Beetle comfortably.

Yeah but the baby also mooned us, so I don’t know... It could be a troll baby.

I think it’s only haters who even come close to that kind of exaggeration.

Is it an interactive social-media experience? Is it a floating art installation? Is it a high-end perfume? A series of interrelated fortune cookies? A hat that if you turn upside-down, it’s a boat?

We saw gameplay!

This. The loose back end was easy to compensate for in regular driving, but also allowed for super precise drifting to sideswipe and annihilate enemies.

Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?

The warthog was easy to drive with amazing fun physics. You’re the minority.

Its uh, kinda like a uh, chupathingy.

What in Sam Hell is a “Puma”?

well, you’re always allowed to be wrong, but that isn’t something you should strive for.

Looks more like Puma to me.