I think there were some octagons, and maybe some rectangles that didn’t get photographed.

I don’t know if we should count it. Villanueva was a college wide receiver. Of course, his college was Army so he did then what he does now as an offensive tackle. 

(Sigh) What kind of oil do I need to kill it?

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

“You are the biggest idiot on this thread.”

Rarely does one see a sentence that by its very posting immediately defeats its premise.

Was wondering if you’d wend your way to that punchline, not disappointed. You’ve managed to twist the panties of at least one commenter, though, and for that you have earned a star!

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

We were warned gay marriage would lead to this.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

That’s pretty ironic paired with an image of giant dad.

Alternative titles:

Would bjork.

Hide yer dóttirs, sons.

...and so the hero courageously and continuously griefed a low, level 20 player in the undead parish for the twentieth time that evening until he finally turned on offline mode.

“Imagine being sooooo good looking that your Instagram followers go from from 30,000 to 207,000 by playing 30 minutes at the World Cup."

So people here might be wondering how this was actually done.