“I don’t do crack.”

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Jfc Marchman, mouthing off to a Hell’s Angel? You got some huge balls man.

It’s a normal ID. Get a new slant.

Isn’t a Rhode Island Cell Phone when you rub the side of your face against a woman’s crotch?

+867-53...

I am not sure about Bryan Colangelo’s last two phone digits. However, I can confirm that Jenny Colangelo’s digits are *****09. Unless she changed it, which I begged her not to.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move.

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

If parking across two spots in a parking lot is a taser-able offense, then there are a whole lot of Mercedes Benz owners out in Los Angeles that are long overdue for a thorough tasing.

In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

yeah but he used the hot sauce emulator, SAUCEtopia to make it

There is something magical about setting up a three song recital on the Hunting Horn, playing it, transitioning into the encore, all while smacking the monster about the face six ways to Sunday ending with it flailing on the ground...

The NBA and gutless coward Adam Silver are pathetic. You have a cool (stolen) idea for the all star game and you don’t televise the draft. Are you that far up the ass of the players that you don’t want to hurt their wittle feewings. The draft would be awesome to watch but Silver is such a little bitch they won’t risk…

Hard agree on both counts

I particularly enjoyed the stupid minigames, the sushi eating one was a great way to have a laugh with friends.

WCW/nWo Revenge

Pokemon Stadium was better.

Banjo-Tooie. Fuckin’ loved that game.