Nope. Stupid rear lights.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

There’s a fix for cars built before 2015?

Oddly enough, this pretty much reflects my thoughts on early 2000s cars. My opinion is also biased because all of my wrenching on non-60s cars is in the 00-05 range. The biggest challenge seems to be dozens of solenoids, each of which have 3 or 4 vacuum lines and an electrical connection. The vacuum lines dance all…

I like it too but it’d be impossible to sell or resell to most people who aren’t weirdos like us.

I may have been 11 when the Delorean came out, and of course I was attracted to it. It looked cool, the doors were totally awesome.... What 11 year old wouldn’t like it??

Sir, that first sentence is a thing of beauty.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

He should personally set an example and #MakePresidentialLimosGreatAgain…

That sharpness you see is the 2-door hotness.

You have a 4000s quattro donor, so if you’re putting a turbo on it, you might as well swap over the quattro bits, and build a Franken-Ur-Quattro.

My argument is pretty simple..

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

You have to understand, Germans know best ok? They dominate in Europe, so its obvious. Americans just don’t know the right course of action in their own market, they need the guidance of the European overloads to tell American consumers what they need ;)

Thanks for the great writeup. It’s nice to see a review from someone who seems to get the car. Rs aren’t the kind of cars to grab headlines with big numbers and outrageous claims. And I get it, it’s not fun to sit on the internet and bench race about the comfort of seats or the quality feel of the platform and all the…

2 door version look so much nicer :/

Despite the complaints from enthusiasts decontenting the Jetta and US Passat was a huge sales success, particularly with the Passat. The B6 Passat performed horribly in the US, its best year was still some 20,000 lower than the Passat’s sales last year (worse year so far of this generation). Its hard to remember but…