On the 69 note, there's the 450SEL 6.9. A car that is named after what its interior space will allow you to do inside of it? Hell yeah. Realizing that's engine displacement? Still big enough.

180SX. It could be a name for a certain numerically-named sex position.

Bentley dildo very well with this new system. Gluteus Maximus Plug Sensors- avaiable on all 2015 Ghosts so your sex toy doesn't become one. Not available on any other cars without plug & play systems installed.

I think they are running on GPS.

My friends, I have successfully predicted the future.

No gif captioners were working. Perhaps Kinja has started running them.

The thing oozes performance, opulence, ostentatiousness, and phenominality.

Have any of the authors at The Economist ever driven around an Ikea?

In Soviet Russia, Audi is Skoda! I also had to change the title a bit.

Or a Ferrari 308, JZA80 Supra, E46 M3 convertible, or nice first gen Camaro/V8 Mustang convertible (etc.)!

Thank you! It would mean a lot to me if you were to sign this. I have never been commended for this, possibly my worst offense. A fixed headlight NA.

D'awww

Actually, I bought 15 shares for my sister's scottrade at $90 and sold 10 after the recent rally.

Oh... still great all the same! Damn misleading info found on the internet.

I'd heard there was some configuration for that, but I hadn't thought so either until recently.

Ram, because 6MT V8 Diesel. Where else can you get something so goddamned amazing these days?

Haha that is gold! Either gov't subsidies are better than we thought, or the stock price is so far removed from the company itself that it might as well be a gold mine ponzi scheme... (ask me how I know)

Exactly my idea on Tesla. The price is so inflated due to interest in the company that the price will inevitably be corrected.

I came really close to buying at the bottom of its most recent crash, but reluctantly decided not to. I can definitely understanding the excitement surrounding Tesla, and even its stock—I simply disagree with it. At a lower price, I would buy again; however, at $250 it has too much to lose. As for shorting, I…

That's not at all what I mean—I understand very well any risks involved with investing and have for many years. What I'm saying is that the price inflation of $TSLA is getting to be ridiculous because analysts are promoting it for the exact same reasons they are downgrading other stocks...