I'm so sick of every small investor being screwed over by biased and ignorant analysts. I'm sure Musk loves them, while their hypocritical selves downgrade 3D printing stocks from "buy" to sell" because they "can't grow fast forever" as they set astronomical price targets on a status-symbol manufacturer like Tesla. …

It is! Just ask the slaves they trick into coming to build their shit and do all of the dirty work as their families starve in Bangladesh, or the volunteer housekeepers! The people who construct buildings are kept in filthy camps and cannot be visited or leave, so there's even imprisonment for the poor. It's quite…

Or a pristine 512TR, TR6, nice 993, NSX/Supra, and a 454 LS6 Chevelle (along with a manual brown turbodiesel W123 and Miata for Jalop creds). There's also money left over for whatever extra maintenance costs are involved.

There will always be a better option for gearheads. For a typical AM buyer, it's "that one's…

Whoa, now—I didn't see him get struck in the head!

Another installation must be made!

Think harder, man! Think!

True, but compare it to the original gullwing. Still not even that cool in comparison. Then you have the Miura, 250GTO, etc. The SLS is incredible, but is still a modern supercar that just can't be as lustworthy as ones from the 60s/70s...

Whoa, I wish my parents would've had to make such tough decisions concerning my automotive well-being. Please tell me it's going to have three pedals.

The highlight of the car is the manual trans- er... many parts of the car actually appear to be highlighted for us.

I knew Aston Martin was gunning for Maranello, but geez.

Your pic was kinja'd. Was it an '86 Accord hatch? I did a 4-way but it was reduced to two.

454 LS6 Chevelle.

Not exactly how to separate the Lincoln and Ford brand images, but the interior is all the nicer for it, I suppose. The front just makes me think of Jay Leno's chin for some reason.

Scared of a royal dumbass who thinks she's hot shit because some looney tune eveangelicals such as yourself agree with her old-world perspective? Go yell up another tree—you're the one living in the past. I had no idea it was only wrong to criticize women; the viewpoint that they are too weak to take it, whether…

I recognized the genius behind the setting choice immediately. Did you also get into character prior to the review? I imagine that would end up leaving you with a few parking violations.

It's on there! I did forget about it at first, though. It's such a forgotten car.

The Exorcist stairs!