Kooka-bury-yah.

Bill Murray really does end up in the most random places.

The Cardinals will be out-right stealing this for their own use.

Bird people, you can’t trust ‘em.

They just don’t want the librul PC pohleese, DUH REAL RACISTS, telling them how to honor dem injuns. It’s about pryde and herutidge, not racism.

Seriously. I thought he retired and took the anchor desk position at Metta World News.

I love a little nerd in my sports.

That passive-aggressive or couched-as-a-joke type racism.

Me and you right now...just us...like...

“As a Dodgers fan...”

If I had Photoshop at work, I’d ‘shop in Utley and Grandal, then Puig he cool, then I’m out:

“Wilson and Ciara.”

As a half-Asian, I’m conflicted about this joke. But, admittedly, I chuckled a little...

But:

I’d star again if I could.

He does go away...but always comes back after 3 days and 3 nights.

“Whew. Thank, God!”

“He’s the goddamn MVP.”

“More or less it just meant “if you have a lot of ‘blue chip’ players, you’ll have a really good team. If you don’t? Well, GOOD LUCK, buster.”