BOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!

That level is fire, in both lyrics and flow, and my anger level.

I get the point you’re making but equating poking holes in a sports highlight to the irrationality, delusion, and willful ignorance of Trump supporters is not a good way to go about.

Marry that lady!

The unwritten rules of baseball state that:

Haha. Thanks!

GAH SO MANY TIPS!

EDIT: Wait. Shit. Now I don’t remember if I was listening to was last year’s or this year’s Deadcast where they said submissions were open. Sorry!

“It ain’t because I’m a bad football player. That’s just keeping it real.”

I know why they can’t just run their young arms out there but, eesh. This is going to be a long season (as usual).

Thank you!

Okay, yeah, a bit harsh. But I wouldn’t call the two errors ‘inconsequential’ considering the article incorrectly references two people in the subject it’s discussing. Maybe ‘really sloppy’ is more appropriate, which also describes the Padres well.

I’d kill if this team scored 3 runs per game by mid-season.

Naw.

Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Thanks for this. I wanted to play this game but was concerned about not having any background with its universe. Glad to here it’s okay for me to go in completely new.

The Padres opening day roster has 3(!) Rule 5 players on it, which is more than any team in MLB history.  

As a Padres fan, I wouldn’t say ‘hopeless’ as it seems they actually have a plan in place to build for the future and are sticking to it. Better than the usual ‘let’s field a shitty team and populate it with over the hill veterans and not draft well.”

Much like my team, #LetsGoPadres is perfectly mediocre.

But definitely tastes better than Miracle Whip.