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“Squander”? Actually, it’s the Padres so they won’t have the chance to squander because he’ll just fail as a player. Any other team and he’s probably a superstar but they are the Browns of MLB and instead of QBs, it’s all players.

The last home grown player who was a star was...Tony Gwynn? Maybe Jake Peavy but yeah.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

“Shut up, Mump.” - Every Other Trump

Terrible finger wag technique. This is the Luis Suarez waving at people of finger wags.

I wonder if the Spicy Bois name is ironic and humorous. Naw. Better just to take it literally and comment on it in that way.

Same here.

Buckingham probably gave himself a hernia, straining from blurting out something about PC culture.

You know where...

It’s like an infomercial.

Lack of effort now or lack of life when he gets back?

The blobfish contingent voices their pleasure with this announcement:

“BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB!”

Battlestar Galactica > ducks > bears > humans

“Organizers offered the $200,000 piece of art as a permanent gift to the San Diego International Airport,...”

GoFundMe this, please. That’s not how that works but do it anyways, please.

No, I know. Which was why I was surprised, despite sitting in the emergency aisle, he didn’t fly an airline with more legroom. Though, he may not have had an option depending upon where he was going but it was interesting.

Ahh, thanks. In the short time I saw them at the airport, they didn’t do anything that was obvious they were in a relationship so did not want to presume.

At least a “...please don’t murder us. [full stop]” wasn’t seemingly necessary, thankfully.

A few years ago at Lindbergh Field (I’ll never call it by what it’s currently called), I was waiting for a flight home and Walton got on the same flight (with his tiny Asian assistant? Girlfriend?). Fucker flew Southwest(!) and got to pre-board with people with babies and stuff.

It’s a terrible story but I’m still

Not sure if this is a question or a request but ‘yes’ for the former and ‘I hope not because I want overly-butthurt morons going at each other for my entertainment’ for the latter.