I feel slimey just reading Rose’s lawyers’ questions. Even my cynicism has limits...apparently.

With my first name, I could go the extra douche route by going with my middle name while abbreviating my first but also going by either while sounding like other:

Jay Wellington Beaversworth
J. Wellington Beaversworth

I SHOULD BE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

“Now, there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”

BECAUSE NEIGH.

CRAP. Eventbrite’s office is a block away from mine. If I’d known about this, I would have totally gone (assuming tickets weren’t already sold out).

Is ‘Kelly’ a verb or a noun?! I MUST KNOW.

But, yeah, as mentioned the title is incorrect.

This is actually kind of a neat situation, both in terms of Atlus being pretty fun and candid and showcasing a bit of the behind the scenes stuff with localization.

That guy is terrible. Nothing he’s saying actually happens!

I DID NOT.

I’m not sure I could anwer your question. It feel like between the Chargers and the Padres both situations are constant and simultaneous.

If I had to choose, I think I’d rather deal with disappointment than the malaise and apathy brought on by long-term mediocrity. At least the Padres are finally doing something…

If I could get the Gulls on TV, I’d watch the hell out of that team.

If the Chargers move to LA, I’ll never stop hating that team.

NEVER.

+1 whyTF did I laugh at that?!?

“According to sources, the Padres reached midseason with dramatically fewer medical entries on their players [in MLB’s centralized system]. An average number of entries for a given team might be in the range of 60 by the All-Star break. The Padres had fewer than 10, according to a source.”

Was going to +1 but nevermind...

“CLANK.”

First time I’ve openly laughed at one of these clips in a while.

Well, as a Padres fan, I wouldn’t call it fun but, yeah, it was like settling into your worn out, ratty La-Z-Boy. It’s not the most comfortable thing but it just feels right.

Malcolm Floyd has a younger brother named Malcom because Malcolm’s parents allowed him to name his brother Malcom.

“Medical...? Records...? **thumbs through Medical Thesaurus**”
- Dr. David Chao