I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

I honestly have no idea how this radio show last so long. Between their awful teases for segments that never went anywhere, and the bland milquetoast personality of Greenie ugh.

*Mike drop*

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

::in before someone who is not GRRM’s boss leaves a comment telling GRRM what to do::

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

It’s all of the best parts of Far Cry and Tomb Raider, with better combat and a much better story.

Seriously, now they add the “hide headgear” option after I completed a full playthrough with gimpy low-level armor because it didn’t come with the gaudy headwear. Sigh, now I have to play again.

I’d love for Littlefinger to come into a room and scare Sansa...but then surprise, it’s actually Arya wearing his face! She winks and goes “Girl it’s me.” Then they have a sleepover and all is well in the world because Littlefinger is already dead.

Fine. I’ll be that nerd. Vader suggested freezing Luke in carbonite and Lando was shocked at the idea. He didn’t even think someone would necessarily survive such a thing.

It’s not like OKC played a Sonics tribute when Seattle visited either.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

That’s hyperbolic nonsense. The Phantom Menace is one of the worst major-release films ever made. It’s fine to dislike The Force Awakens, but c’mon.

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

Your kid has flawless taste.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

..had nothing to do with the acquisition of the plans being stolen in this movie.