My aunt think I want Cuphead, but we texted, so she thinks it’s pronounced “coo - feed”

Whoa but like said in a Joey Lawrence voice, uh, this joke works better in person

Rogan Josh is ok, I guess I liked Newsradio a fair bit.

The Rock is Having another Baby Rock Pebble

pretty sure he’s a footsball player. that is a footsball court they are on, yes?

Seems like you wouldn’t be able to see it on a fencer, what with those wire mesh metal helmets they wear

Which will raise their insurance premium, which the taxpayers will be paying. How fortunate!

Why shouldn’t he? It’s in the public domain

Seeing as how there is a bit of a retro game revival going on, it would be helpful to note that this game came out 25 years ago, and is not a new release.

Where does one turn oneself in for that? Asking for a friend

This doesn’t seem right. Do you mean “half your age PLUS 7 years” and older? I don’t think it’s a well-worn rule that a 40-year old should only date people 13 and older.

So, after reading the article, I’m still not seeing the brush mentioned. Was it, like, a brush for the horse’s mane? I guess that makes sense that they would have to share, you only need a couple for the whole stable, right?

The license plate doesn’t appear to be visible in the pic the cop had. That said, yea, it’s obvious he was threatening her with arrest

What a peasant. The plural of Phoenix is Phoenicians (at least with regards to people)

They have altered the deal. Pray that they alter it further

So, their HR dept screws up, and their response is

Sean Hannity does NOT think smashing Keurigs is stupid. He loves the idea of a “boycott”.

Do you pay by the minute or something? Doesn’t really seem like it would be the type of game to have much of a failure state (what’s ‘game over,’ pulling into the station a minute late?)

Xbox One Excess

Nope, I was being sincere. I do like Munchkin, as a ‘party’ game, but I think it’s not very deep, strategically. I mostly play two-player Dominion online, which is very strategic, so maybe I just have unreasonably high standards