apparently salt water is considered “an obscure brine,” despite comprising ~70% of the planet

that might be true if it were on a cartridge or something, but considering you had to go to some obviously non-nintendo website and play it on your PC i’m not so sure.

did you know nintendo once bought the rights to a SMB-themed porno movie, in order to bury it?  if memory serves it was called “super hornio brothers”

and the point of the jon hamm sketch was how racist it was too.  don’t really remember the black swann episode very well, and obviously it’s now hard to go back and check

yes, they are both clearly fine with it - it was at their request

iirc, the puchline to those jokes was always at the person in blackface’s expense - the other characters were always horrified

what a bunch of tripe

hopefully they add some in-game purchases to speed up the timers

There’s a really great calzone place over in Idiotville, down on Terrible Idea Ave.

he’s right, it’s unfair - he’s actually not very big

The advent of the personal computer wasn’t just about making these powerful machines available to everyone, it was also about making them accessible and usable, even for those lacking a computer science degree. Larry Tesler, who passed away on Monday, might not be a household name like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates,…

As a matter of fact, it isn’t!

making a game out of Super will probably come with the inevitable battle-royale game release (roughly 40% of super is devoted to a battle royale tournament)

oh, they are definitely aliens (most of em anyway). and, yea, there’s a story - it’s basically the story of Superman: child who is the (almost) last survivor of a destroyed planet crashes on earth and amazes everyone with his strength.

exactly how many orders of steak and eggs do most people have at breakfast?

typical pro-goose propagander

“Mannequin” was filmed at Woolworth’s, Boyz II Men still keepin’ up the beat, yeah

aren’t you sort of undermining your own point there at the end?

i’d be extremely surprised if he was talking about raising humans for meat.  probably meant just when the opportunity arises, like when an otherwise healthy person dies of an accident or heart attack or something