Munchkin is cute and all, but it really is a pretty shallow game. Fans of Dominion or Hearthstone aren’t going to get much enjoyment out of it.

you look like keanu reeves with an umbilical cord slung over your shoulder

Because only unusual things make the news heyoooooooooo

There’s no such thing as a stand-alone ‘hate crime’. There’s hate-crime “enhancements” added to existing crimes, like assault and harrassment, etc. But absent that, there is no crime.

How many clicks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

How dare he! Gamers are not toxic, and I’ll stalk and harass anyone who says they are.

Did he like it? Sexual assault is one thing, but that would be unforgivable

wow, you really know your audience

That’s not a proper barrel role

It’s a public bus line. I don’t care if it’s mainly used by Hasids, Buddhists, or Muslims.

They don’t give the scores, though - the audiences do.

With a username like that, you may not get a lot of replies ;)

If only you could order things on the internet, instead of it just being used for commenting on articles

Not really a board game, though. Yes, it’s played on a board, but so is shuffleboard, and technically (very technically) pinball. I’d place it with darts and the like as “bar games”

Oh man I love Dominion. There used to be a really great free version of that online, it was very stripped-down and had no obnoxious graphics slowing it down, had rankings and other options... Then the licensed version came out (which sucked) and the free one had to shut down. Dang, I miss it

By the pricking of my thumbs, something Evo this way comes

My idea for an improvement on Stratego: Make the pieces out of dry-erase material and use fine-tipped markers to mark the rank on the back of the pieces you’re discovered.

I know this is outrage-bait. I know this. I am aware that by being outraged, I am absolutely complicit.