nono he should res everyone on BOTH teams

PAPALITY!

nailed it

Is your conclusion that we shouldn’t make fun of Christianity? Mine is that we should be able to make fun of all religions. Unfortunately, the ‘bomber’s veto’ has seen some success in recent years

scroll back up and take a second look at that gif. he’s clearly fighting a hindu deity

Jesus rose 2 times. Jesus descended to hell 2 times. Then Jesus pushed left 2 times, right 2 times, then He pushed A, B, A, and B; then He pushed select, and then start

Then what’s Moses doing in this game? What’s Buddha doing?

He was a carpenter in his early appearances, but I think they made him a plumber later

If you’re listening devs, incorporate Ecce Homo into one of his special moves:

Jesus autosaves

Well, they should (Xenu, though, not LRH)

Yea, well said. I love this ^ movie. I didn’t realize that George Harrison also produced it until I went to get that clip. (He also financed Life of Brian) What an awesome guy he was, most underrated Beatle for sure

Ya, I think that, depending on who you ask, Buddha isn’t a god either.

Huh, I thought Sean Murray delayed this book

I strongly suspect that Mohommad will not be a character in this game

What is it with Japan and thinking that toilets are ‘cool’?

They make good sewing machines, too

Is there a smugger-looking human? Dude’s got Shkreli face

Come, my lady, come come my lady