Someone asked last week why the Mall Makeover series even exists, suggesting that these are inherently uninteresting. THIS right here is more than enough justification for this to exist (just to be clear, I love this series and enjoy every single article).

Here’s a vote of support if you decide to do it! :)

I’d be really, really interested to see a trans woman do this. Because reasons. (I’ve always wanted to do one of these but have always been afraid to do it because, well, trans.)

what Satanism is perceived to be:

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

This. Is. Awesome.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Did someone bedazzle their therapy shoes?

So. So ugly. I mean so ugly and tacky even Peggy Bundy wouldn’t wear these orthopedic homemade looking bedazzled looking mess in the retirement home.

I know! Can they without a body??

This is why you never talk to the police. Ever. Especially if you are a murderer.

And let that be yet another lesson in this basic principle:

It’s nice that Brooks dropped that line in there and links to the Washington Post story about the settlement. Even better would have been if Brooks had bothered to read the entire story, which outlines the multiple health problems that result from lead paint poisoning and the writer calls a “especially cruel scourge…

They’re like kids’ shoes made large. Do the heels light up?

High-waisted skinny jeans? Do those look good on ANYONE except this model?

Yeah, what’s the thinking there? “Fuck this poor person, running around eating all our super cool lead paint on purpose so that he can sue us for our hard-earned hazardous-chemicals-in-people’s-homes money!”?

Must have more than just that to charge her surely?

He won a settlement for lead paint poisoning.

No.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.