Well slapping massive “research” signs to the side of industrial whaling ships and smugly bullshitting an international convention for years on end makes them total assholes if nothing else.

“Shutdown to protect your lander”

In the dark corporate run future, new Mercedes models will feature a murder mode that just runs over everyone.

We get Kiwis in exchange. And not the cool slave labour type, just the over payed jerb stealer type. And lesbians, seriously, why so many lesbians.

Hello new employee, welcome to [insert massive global product industry]. Here is complete access to our reputation.

A friendly PSA from a real life internet user: Showing your butthurt on the internet is like showing your wound to a starving velociraptor, somewhat inadvisable.

I was staring at that for 5 minutes before playing the clip and thinking ...is that Manson?

My first reaction was “Oh no, what’s happened to the BMW?!?”.

IDK. Wasn’t it more worthy of historical display in an unrestored state?

I was going to put none. But Jedi is just less demanding these days.

Bland suburbia. Everyone thinks its a temporary means to an end, but then they live their whole miserable lives there. Nicely done.

But maybe its a chameleon. Natures hidden fly swatter.

:O

I’m more interested in the fact that all his mistakes and police methodology are so quickly released.

I saw Graham once. He drives a taxi.

Freaking nice. Aston Martin Anguish is a real thing.

Official competitions have judges, a bit like drifting I guess.

Perth, Western Australia didn’t make the cut as a real city.

Just when I thought colourful couldn’t be improved. Someone finds a way.

Dear alien invaders,