The ricers have won.

Don’t go long distance in the sun... So 15000km across Australia should be out of the question then:

The big question is whether the aliens have updated their antivirus software.

I think it was Chris Rock

Quit forest rally. Then take up smoking, you’ll live longer.

*SCREAMS IN FEAR*

I’m Ninety percent sure that’s Radiohead.

It could be just a unfinished shell at the moment. I wouldn’t be too surprised if they finish it in an ancient stone look and its the jedi temple.

Retelling a story = making that story right.

greed.

You may want to turn it back down to 10 on your rant dial there.

Dunno why I got comfortable before clicking play.

A private metal performance. What I would give for that kind of entertainment on some days.

In all fairness he only said it was expensive. Which it absolutely was back then.

Its the lie that pisses me off the most. We are not morons, we can see the research is a weak facade for an unprofitable political jobs program.

You just described every day on the internet.

Of all the problems facing Egypt, this is the one that makes white middle class netizens break out in hives.

My gamer OCD wants to open up Cities Skylines, build this and put something big in the middle of it.

Aesthetics are important. All the good engineers were right into the aesthetics as much as the structural. No one can name the ones that achieved the bare minimum.

And a man drives past with his head out window and yells “spewin mate!”