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Holy shit. What happened to the writing on this blog.

Its only missing a motive.

I’m scared. He looks like he would spike your morning coffee and you’ll wake up in a school girls costume in front of a webcam.

Haw. Peasants all. I make them pay, or I cut off their oil.

Well he looks like he is about to rob a bank. Cant deny that.

Its just bait.

An American Citizen!? Holy shit, can I have your autograph.

This look great. The sci-fi looks neat and I’m looking forward to it.

What happens when the Chevy Vega inspires another product. 

Its factory, its rarer, it looks nice.

Those numbers are insane.

Nice mottled effect on the probe. Must have been a premium option.

New you say?

Gone in 60 Seconds to Jail.

*massive shrug*

You should run for president on a platform of fixing Trumps shit.

I knew it was Queensland. The guy would have been in thongs and jeans anywhere else. Except Darwin, where he would be barefoot and shirtless.

life is soooo harrrd because the Punisher logo isn’t appropriate for the police!

If only they had made it more like the Holden SS. They don’t look like they are trying to blend in with Honda Accords at least.

I’m resting a newborn baby on my knee. So I let him steer... with his knees so he can drink while texting and driving too.