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Holy shit. What happened to the writing on this blog.

Its only missing a motive.

I’m scared. He looks like he would spike your morning coffee and you’ll wake up in a school girls costume in front of a webcam.

Haw. Peasants all. I make them pay, or I cut off their oil.

Its just bait.

An American Citizen!? Holy shit, can I have your autograph.

What happens when the Chevy Vega inspires another product. 

Its factory, its rarer, it looks nice.

Nice mottled effect on the probe. Must have been a premium option.

New you say?

Gone in 60 Seconds to Jail.

You should run for president on a platform of fixing Trumps shit.

I knew it was Queensland. The guy would have been in thongs and jeans anywhere else. Except Darwin, where he would be barefoot and shirtless.

If only they had made it more like the Holden SS. They don’t look like they are trying to blend in with Honda Accords at least.

I’m resting a newborn baby on my knee. So I let him steer... with his knees so he can drink while texting and driving too.

Some people don’t like having a loaded gun pointed at them for nothing. weird right.

The roof looks OK by itself. Its the Corvettes ass that looks like... ass.

I guess it meets expectations. That’s all I can say about it.

Man Dyson are overrated. Your literally paying a lot more cash for more colourful plastic, that is all.

Man Dyson are overrated. Your literally paying a lot more cash for more colourful plastic, that is all.

Lightweight space age materials and automated manufacturing started becoming the norm, and their ability to align two components flew out the window. ...progress