They couldn’t even block Rudy, get the fuck outta here Georgia Tech.

She hurt some white people fee fees tho. Why oh why do we keep discriminating against white people who cant take the smallest joke or criticism against them. You just know the people offended by her tweets are racist, rude, lazy, or stupid.

You’d think towel guy would learn to not continue approaching the man after smashing and throwing rackets. Towel guy was relentless. I kinda admire towel guy. 

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Anyone? No?

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

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This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

you had your chance with Rodman the other night and no one asked

I propose:

Wait till you try my eggplant filled dick salad!

All this for 20 minutes of bad sentencing.

Well done.

I am tired of these jokes about my giant campaign slogan. The first such incident occured in 1969 when....

It is a shame that one bad decision has ruined this promising judge’s career.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

Oh and: It’s a *sex* reveal party. The gender is up to the kid. #woke

Then she’d be able to do better than this uncoordinated doofus.

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.